Brandon is inbound

Ok, everyone, I've invited Brandon to the blog. This means that we aught to be on our best behavoir. We know how easily frightened he can be. Can you remember all the times when, at work, Brandon would walk into a room and immediately sense a sudden movement? He would let out a ear-bloodying yell and then dart out. What motivation is there for the uninitiated to go through the sign in process only to be part of David Hasselhoff's junk? Here is, hopefully, a more inviting picture. Google image search is pretty much the new god.