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Cosmo Kramer Goes Berserk!

Recently, our quirky friend Michael Richards a.k.a. Cosmo Kramer from the sitcom 'Seinfeld' let his outrage rage out while doing stand up comedy. As this video shows, 'Kramer' loses it as someone in the audience heckles him, he then goes on to use racial epithets unapologetically through out his rant as the audience slowly begins to leave the show. Later, 'Kramer' appears on 'The Late Night Show with David Letterman' and apologizes for his behavior on stage. Now folks, it's only human to lose it every once in a while, so why not look at this man's face and ask ourselves the question 'Is this the face of a man I can stay mad at?'. He may not be 'Stand Up Comedy' funny but he's definitely 'Whoa man, this guy's flipping out!' funny.

STOP wasting your time!

Jobs are for pussies and communists! And both these types of people either suck donkey dick or stomp on babies, and at times I'm sure they do both at the same time. Anyway, recently our good friend staticnothing (doug) brought my attention to an awesome blog/article blog, I think everyone should read this and spread it around a bit. Live the Life and be Free!

Interview process

Started my interviews today. The first one didn't go bad, but they seemed to stress trying to make sure I fit for the job and the job fits for me. In this case they (ATS) want me to go around to buildings fixing the control systems for their fans/ac/heating. I'd get a van for it, but not sure where I'd even put it. Are there other options? I'll probably get ahold of the job placement people and see what else they might have on the back burner, per se.


I guess there's always Pizza Hut

Don't order the Sicialin. Please god no.

So I'm working at pizza hut now as a manager trannie to pay the damn bills that have been piling up of late. Im looking for better jobs right now, but it isn't as easy as you would think. At least this irritatily gives me a less abstract reason to get a real job that pays more than 8 bucks an hour. I'm hoping ot have another job by the time the month is out. Now begins a carpet bombing campaign of Dresden-esk proportions to get that mythical occupation.

The song I just wrote as the words satans second cousin just popped into my head. Typo's intentional by the way. As is the contridition in the first two words of that last sentence.

Verse(1)
Satan's second cousin, now there was a standup guy,
Ran around small towns here about, unpinning his broken fly.
He scared the sodden womenfolk with his mighty girth;
it was a rolling, rocking pleasent time when he ran around the earth.

Chorus
Ohh, satan's second cousin, goddamn I miss him so,
He could whip his tail so far and fast he would lose you in the undertow.
Ohh, satans second cousin, he had hooves of cloven gold,
he would look you straight in the open eye and gobble up yea soul.
Ohh, Satan's second cousin, he could tell a mighty lie,
He could spit a loog in your mouth and tell you it was key-lime pie.


Verse(2)
I followed him from topeka kansas-land,to ancourage-alaska ace,
from alberta canada fairyland to Albert Schweitzer place.
I ran far and fast and stumbled down more than once or twice,
falling to one knee,
Damned if that bastard man didnt pee down on me.

Chorus

Verse(3)
He never met a woman he never screwed, with a corkscrew or a mike
He never melted a man he didnt like,
Although he once told a toddler to get off his bike then stole it from
the tike


Verse(4)
Fucking asshole demon man, he had me at jello,
I found a fallen angel man who couldn't turn down a show
He saw it all, horns a twain aglow
I really wish I haden't cut his throat over that pound of blow.


Copyright 2006 Sam Sch.