The latest and greatest craze these days, apparently, are these flamin' hot Cheetos. Who knew, really? Here is the original source of this information... definitely worth a read is this article from NPR. But the Grand Marshall is this sound bite from NPR, its just hilarious. Rosco dug it up himself, but knowing him he won't post nothin'.
The theory behind this nonsense is that the spicy-ness is so X-treme that it sends you into a drug-like haze, especially if you're younger and your body more... I don't know... fragile? Or stupid? Can a body be stupid?
Even the artsy goth kids are getting into the act, posting about it in their precious "pity me and look at my artsy pictures" myspace blogs.
But the real victims in this tragedy, of course, are the poor inner-city kids. Who's going to tell them about the scourge of the Cheetos? They know not what they do, and we need to get out some pamphlets or something.
Get on that.
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